Question:
Do you hail from another planet, far far away?
Do you now call Earth home; are you here to stay?
Were you bitten by a radioactive insect,
and then gained skills even acrobats respect?
Are you secretly endowed with cybernetic implants?
Are your senses, agility and strength enhanced?
Has a glitch in nature made you born different,
that people call you a freak, even a mutant?
Or, if you're a regular bloke, are you a rich regular bloke?
If you are one, can you replace fancy gadgets without going broke?
If your answer is none of the above,
a superhero legend you are not made of.
Worry not, dear friend; you are never a zero.
Be kind, be generous, for someone out there is in need of a hero.